Thursday, September 28, 2006

Moooooove Over Grass

A polish woman has been arrested for cultivating pot, not for her personal use, but for her cow. Evidently the cow was "unruly" and she decided to mix in some herbal remedy into the cow's feed which made the cow chill out. I'm not all that worldly but shouldn't the polish government be working on say, fixing up the country and economy before demonizing an old woman and her now-docile cattle? I mean, isn't poland like the epitome of an eastern european wasteland? I just think they should be diverting their assets toward more constructive uses than busting some old woman who is helping her cow to settle down. Now they have this old woman in jail and an unruly cow reaking havoc on the polish countryside.

The cow had been "skittish and unruly" -- once breaking a person's arm -- until someone suggested mixing cannabis in with its feed, the woman told police.

"The cow became as calm as a lamb," the 55-year-old woman said.
In other news, I a friend of mine is in possession of a small amount of extremely potent marijuana. This isht will knock you on your ass with one hit. Don't even think you can take a half hit and go skating. It is that type of bud that gives you a real stony buzz and makes you really lazy and unmotivated. I prefer the other spectrum of buds that give you a nice clean high that you can work with. No new tricks were landed during last nights lazy session due to this chronic.

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