Moooooove Over Grass

A polish woman has been arrested for cultivating pot, not for her personal use, but for her cow. Evidently the cow was "unruly" and she decided to mix in some herbal remedy into the cow's feed which made the cow chill out. I'm not all that worldly but shouldn't the polish government be working on say, fixing up the country and economy before demonizing an old woman and her now-docile cattle? I mean, isn't poland like the epitome of an eastern european wasteland? I just think they should be diverting their assets toward more constructive uses than busting some old woman who is helping her cow to settle down. Now they have this old woman in jail and an unruly cow reaking havoc on the polish countryside.

The cow had been "skittish and unruly" -- once breaking a person's arm -- until someone suggested mixing cannabis in with its feed, the woman told police.

"The cow became as calm as a lamb," the 55-year-old woman said.

In other news, I a friend of mine is in possession of a small amount of extremely potent marijuana. This isht will knock you on your ass with one hit. Don't even think you can take a half hit and go skating. It is that type of bud that gives you a real stony buzz and makes you really lazy and unmotivated. I prefer the other spectrum of buds that give you a nice clean high that you can work with. No new tricks were landed during last nights lazy session due to this chronic.

NBA Coaches Daughter Arrested

Londen B. Scott, daughter of New Orleans Hornets coach Byron Scott, has been arrested for possession of less than two grams of pot. 2 grams?!? I piss 2 grams. I cannot believe that to this day people are getting arrested for such a miniscule amount of ganja. You could find 2 grams in my carpeting. I could blow my nose and find 2 grams. This is rediculous.

Scott was behind the wheel of a sport utility vehicle with a 21-year-old Stillwater man when an officer approached and detected burning marijuana. Scott, of Edmond, was found to have less than 2 grams of marijuana in a zippered pouch attached to her car keys

New Trick Update

I have busted out the nollie bs pop shuv nose manny, or nollie backside pop shuvit nose manual, for the ebonically deficient. What have you learned today?

Pot for Babies? I don't think so.

Sure, I'm all about giving the dog a shotgun or blowing some smoke towards the cat but this is completely irresponsible and disgusting. The woman let her 18 month old baby hit her bong because:

Ms. Durham allegedly remarked that smoking improved Michala's appetite and left Michala lethargic and mellow - a manner she found consistent with her own experience smoking marijuana.

People need time to grow into themselves and become intelligent people before they start partaking in one of the greatest herbal experiences this planet offers. The well known, yet mild, side effects of marijuana use could be very damaging to a child's growth, mental and physical. The kid would probably become a very lazy, fat, unmotivated welfare expense if this behavior was to keep up. The woman will face a couple years in jail which is extremely warranted and I hope they have her on strict probation for at least ten years after. Jah help her and her poor baby.

$ Pay To Skate $

Why is it that whenever someone calls you to skate you have spend 10 bucks to get into some daycare facility with ramps, or drive a half hour or more to skate a pre-fabricated park which is probably within .5 miles of a police station. I'm tired of driving to dumb ass skate parks and shelling out the dough for private ones.

When I first started skating there were no city skateparks and the closest, Chenga World (the original) R.I.P. was an hour and a half away. I had a lot of fun skating strip malls, getting hasseled by store owners, and when kicked out of every spot, building a ramp, box or perhaps relaxing with a bong and a blitz. I mean we used to have fun with just a wooden skid to ollie over and a nice curb. What happened! That's best part of skating rolling out onto your street and letting the stunt wood take you on a trip, no gas needed. I call on all skaters to boycott city skateparks (unless they are really good) and private parks (no exceptions unless there is percipitation involved) and save your money for more important "green stuff."

Unless of course it's winter in ohio and you haven't skated in 2 weeks. Then I would advise rollin up a fatty, filling the tank, suck it up and pay to skate.

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